Wednesday, August 31, 2005


Thursday, April 14, 2005


Feel free to sign the fourms or the guestbook what ever floats your boat, or even
some chat to use in our live chat room, and you never know 1 person might be in there.
So il be expecting to see all those fourms in the fourms and all those signatures in the guestbook!!!!!!!

Friday, April 08, 2005


This is the first cockfest that there has been, there is going to be many more, the idea of the cockfest was invented in center parcs 05. When we drank too much at a bar one night. We all sat down and throught what a brillent idea the cockfest is.
So this is the first cockfest that you will see, but hopeuly many cockfests will be added in future.

FAMOUS SAYING's During the Cockfest

There were many sayings we come up with on hoilday, many things the we repeated every day, and heres a list of the ones i can remember:

- To the Cockfest 05 ....Cheers
- Cockfest 05
- God dam
- Pissing me off
- Serouisly Guys
- ANYWAY going to .........
- Stole my god dam JACKET!!!
- England song
- Disco

Anymore you guys can think of tell me and il add them

Thursday, April 07, 2005

The long hard throught

Richard as you can see is thinking long and hard, this was the first day of the cock fest as richard was unpacking his bags, he had a sit down and a long thought about how life was treating him, his whole life was going through his head, and he was getting ready for the cockfest 05. As you can see in the background is the wildlife where richard would 1 night run out naked chasing fish in his boxers. But as time went on, richard got out of his long hard thorught and started to unpack.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

The Booze

The booze

There is about £50 worth of booze in this 1 fridge, we didnt think that it would be possilbe to get through all of this in 3 days, but we actuly got through half of it in one night, as richard unpacked the booze from his bags we all looked at each other and decided to start drinking, before we knew it we were on our way to being complety pissed out of our heads. As you can all see there is some eggs in the fridge aswell as some orange jucie so our diet for the weekend is not just booze we do have some kinda food in the villa. Overall I would say all of this is about a 8th of what we drunk all together when we was there.

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Who wants presents?

Who wants presents?

After drinking nearly all the booze in the first night we decided to give matt and des there birthday presents, we all sat down in supence and watched matt and des and we handed out the presents. As you can see in the picture the presents where top quality stuff, ranging from swords to basketballs, we were all abit drunk at this point as you can propebly tell by des ( right) eyes. But we were all happy cos now we could go hunt ducks and what not for our bbq!!

Monday, April 04, 2005

War with the ducks

We are Ready!

So as time went on, the ducks were right against the window of our villa trying to get in, we were all too pissed too know what the hell was going on, so matt phil and des got there equipment on and started to go hunting, lucky for me and rich, we got a picture of there war face after the had come back from fighting all the ducks, and as you can see it looks like phil is turning into one.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Time for the cockfest to really begin!

When looking at this photo you dont really know whats going on, we all are abit rat arsed from drinking straight for about 2 hours and getting ready for the nights disco! Des has still got the sword in his hand and richard is feeling abit turned on. Phil looks like he is colapsing onto des's shoulder whist des looks out of it. But this was just the beging of the night!

Friday, April 01, 2005

Well Well

Well well

As you can see again we are all pretty much rat arsed, matt looking more serouis in the photo though, while im looking like a cat ready to pounce. But who could blame me with richard looking like that. Phil tensing his musles in the photo, i think the cockfest really started to show in this picture. After this photo we all left for the disco and what a disco it was, with just us on the dance floor for about 2 hours!!! scaring people out!, but we went home that night thinking how we gonna get more people into the dance floor!

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Thumbs up

Thumbs up Phil

The next day after all the booze, all abit hung ova but the worst hasnt come yet, we all making some breakfast as you can see phil in the photo with the grill open cooking some nice GREASY food mmm nothing like it i said to phil in the photo, which explains his thumbs. Richard was still in bed thinking about life whist matt and des were in the shower together.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Hang over

Hang over

So matt and des finaly descide to get out of the shower. Matt falling all over the place beacuse he drank too much the night or that he cant get up cos he has bin picking up the soap with des. Whislt des is behind him in the picture looking at his ass. Anyway as you can see we actuly did have some orange drink in the background so we didnt just drink booze all the time we just drank it most of the time.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005



So after a long day of playing tenis and swiming down the rapids at 100mph togethter we got home and decided to have a couple of drinks.... one lend to another and by the end of the 2 hours we were there that night getting drunk, we manged to drink all that booze.

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Drunk again


Well as i said after all the booze on the second night we were pretty much drunk all ready and havent even left the villa yet, as you can see richard tasting the greese around this mouth whist des has his top undone and looks like phil is looking down his top, but no1 can really blame him as it was a cockfest and what a cockfest it was!

Saturday, March 26, 2005

The shithole


So on the second night we went to play some tenis and some bowling , where me and phil meet our new family and richard and matt meet matts gf for the first time. But we left leaving the place looking really clean , we spent about 1 hour b4 we left tidyiing up some things as you can see above. Our villa was looking good,,, and it was only the second night!

Friday, March 25, 2005

Poo poo

Poo poo

Eating greesy steaks and sasages the first night, our stomachs were feeling really dodgi, and you can see one of richards baby boys. Couldnt beat won of daves tho and i wont say what happned between dave and shit! But who needs to clean toilets as we all said. But as you can see richards ass exploded the night this all happened.

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Lets Dance

Lets go dance

After all getting really drunk and dancing around the villa for 2hours before the disco we all started to leave the villa getting ready to dance and do all our shit at the disco. As you can see in this picture phil ( left ) is all ready dancing and des looks just abit drunk whist richard is looking more serouis again. But after this picture we left for the disco and what a disco it was!

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Disco night

1 last drink before we go disco

So close to leaving the villa do go to the disco for the second night, but we stoped to have 1 last drink as it was only 8:30, we all sat down and got ready for the disco.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Its mike!

Whos that on the left?

So as the night went on , and we were dancing with so many random people we meet some1 in the first night. His name was " MIKE" the one and only " MIKE", too get our attention he bought a shit load of beer and handed it too us, CHEERS MIKE!!, but as time went on he came to drive us insane! But free beer who could complain!

Monday, March 21, 2005

Daning time

Come dance

So when we finally made our way to the disco , we got into the disco rat arsed already. We went to sit down for 5mins but as normal des was straight up on the dance floor with his well coming arms. Des was ready to party hard, and START THIS COCKFEST!

Disco Almost over

Gone mad

It was comming to the end the night, for most of us the night had just began beacsue we went bk to our villa and stayed up till about 2 in the moring dancing and sobering up. Richard came up to me in this photo and said the disco was almost over, and as you can i didnt take it too good. So we throught we gotta go dance some more before it all stops right on 12 o clock.

Dancing again

Dancing Again

The Disco was a long sweaty night for richard, here you can see matt looking seruois again and on the left you can see the 1 and only MIKE! But you as can see mike is abit too drunk but for richard and matt the night has just began and looks like ready to show the true cockfest within themselfs.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Matts gf

So we told matt the the end of the second night was coming, but matt wasnt having any of it, by grabing the nearest person and started dancing, matt again looking at the floor propley looking at the pint again and how he is going to lick it all up without any1 seeing. But after this photo we named that girl matts gf, and from there on this was matts gf.

At it again

As you can see richard matt and mike are at it again, arms around each other just incase they fall over. Mike looks soo pissed he propley doesnt relise that we have even taken a photo while matt is looking on the floor where richard propley droped half his pint or looking at his wet trainers.

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Day Three - The hangover part 2

Hang over time
Well we all made it back to our villa some how after the second night of the disco, all sweaty and filthy drunk. This was the 3rd and last full day we had in center parcs. As you can dave and richard are looking like the just couldnt wait to get out of bed with there hang over the just had, but this still was'nt the worst to come, beacuse the last night is always the best night. Dave and richard struggled to get out of bed and every1 was fighting for the toliet to let out the greesy shit that was eaten.

Friday, March 18, 2005

Get ready for tenis

Cool walk

So after all getting out of bed and had a shower togethter we all started to make our way to go play tenis which we booked the night before when we were slightly pissed. We all had or game faces on and were all ready to kick some ass. As you can see richard is pulling his game face out and what a game face it is, who would want to play him with that face, i think richard is trying too hard to get into the photo here or he's triping on a huge turd in the middle of the road maybe the turd he done outside in the middle of the path the night before, no1 will ever know what hes doing here.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Qucik Break

Quick Break

As we were on our way to the tenis court, Dave stoped for a break and decided too look at the nice weather, what good weather it was indeed, great for tenis, or he might be still drunk from the night before and ready to dive in the lake behind him, but as we all found out dave decided to jump in the lake behind him on the last night too " catch some fish ". So we carried on walking to this tenis court and we finaly got there and what a game it was.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Mr Gunchev

Teacher Des

When we got to the tenis court des gave us all a lesson on how to hold a tenis racket and how to hit a ball, cos we all found tenis too hard to cope with. So after this 30min from des we only had 30 mins of cockfest tenis left. So we played in doubles and we all hit the balls over the tenis court about 5 times , but apart from that , this was a good game.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Sex in the bush


As me and phil smacked the tennis ball as hard as we could, we waited for richard and matt to get the ball, they was gone a good 5mins but as you can see richard is doing hs trousers back up and matts rolling up his selves, so i wonder what them too got uptoo, and me and phil was chating des was taking random photos and dave went to go hit the paparatsi.

Monday, March 14, 2005



As richard and matt slaped out the smash's and skills, the beat dave and phil, but me and phil blamed it on being put of by geese making love in the background. This photo was taken in the last point of the game, but dave went to smash the ball down but then he relised that he was smashing it the wrong way, as you can tell by richard thinking " WHAT THE SHIT!".

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Game over

Game over

It was the end of a perfect game, dave and phil almost caught up with richard and matts skills but dave and phil were no match, as dave walks away from the game he walks away with his head up ready to go get drunk at the cockfest. So we decided to walk back to the villa.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Long walk back

Long walk

It was a long walk back but we poped in the shop to buy another bbq for something to eat. We finally got back to our villa and we all got ready to start drinking for the last night.

Friday, March 11, 2005



So after getting back from tenis, we all decided to have another drink while we start cooking, we got the 7 ft bbq out the bag and whacked it down, heated the beast on fire and away we was. Richard and phil and matt were whacking on the meat as you can see richards GOD DAM STEAKS, phil droped 1 of the steaks on the floor some how when washing it and microwaving it , dont ask why. But richard was Furiuos and deciced to have it anyway, and What a steak it turned out to me. RICHARDS GOD DAM STEAK ON THE GOD DAM FLOOR!

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Hard God dam work!

Hard work

As time went on , the steaks were roasting along with the nice burnt sasages, as you can see richard and matt are there cooking the meat and whacking it. But richard cant cook without his cooking face on, so as richard prepares to put his cooking face on matt starts too turn the steaks over and almost set himself on fire.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Stuck in!


As the sassages turned black and the steak turned more raw then it started some how it looked like it was time to get stuck in!! As you can see matt is already drueling over the burnt sassage and richard still has his cooking face on, beacuse in south africa the meats not cooked until its black ;).

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Too much food

Time to eat, dave rushed out and started to stick random things in his mouth and can see matt is feeding david as daves hands are all tied up on booze. While we all sat down and started to drink, we found that we cooked more than what we could eat, so we deiced to feed the ducks some meat, not parts of meat, but richard was actuly feeding the ducks whole sassages.......Suprised the ducks didnt pass out with the amount of crap that we were feeding them. As dave picked up his beer he could taste come goddam bits in his drink but still drunk it cos it was almost cockfest time for the 3rd time running!

Monday, March 07, 2005


See the duck?

After feeding the ducks and geese so much crap, there wasnt any left on the last day around our villa, as you can just pick out on this picture there is one little duck sat in the middle propley eating the sassage.... poor bastard.

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Wasnt me

Wasnt me

So we all went in after the BBQ, and sat down and all got ready for the cockfest, we all got changed for the last night of the disco and made some crazy ass cocktails, with vodka beer and god knows what. But we had to finish all the booze so it was about 6 o clock here, and we wanted to leave about 8 or 9ish depending if any1 came to our villa party. The first and second night we were going around saying to every1 that we meet that " Theres a party at 173 Sedar 8 o clock", we said that to about 20 ppl over the last too night, so the clock was ticking down till the party. After a couple to drink one night, phil called up over to watch something that he had caught on his video phone, he actuly caught des singing to the phone and while des was singing down the phone, dave randomly kicked des and des fell over and smahed a glass. Phil still has the video on his phone and hopefully we will put it on the site for every1 too see. Then we decided to ask des what went on...... as des said " It wasnt me"

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Cocktail time!

Cocktail time

So as me and richard went to get every1 another drink , we found that we had some more vodka in the fridge , so we deiced to make some cocktails of whateva we found, then des tryed to come behind our little bar where we were making the drinks and as you can see me and richard didnt take it too well.

Friday, March 04, 2005

Cocktail time! again...

Cocktails Dun

As me and richard spent about 10mins making cocktails we decided it was time to celibrate by doing a pose as you can see in the picture. But it already looks like most of as was pissed already without any cocktails!!

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Slippery Nipple

At the bar

We all finally got the bar, and orderd our same thing we always orderd, " Pint of Fosters" for some reason thats mostly what we drunk at the bar. We all went to sit down and was chating about the disco and what moves we were about to pull out. So after one pint finshed it was time to order another 1. As we sat down again we read what was on the menu and couldnt help but to notice the " Slippery Tipple" it was a shot of Baileys and sambuka ( ignore the spelling) and we coulnt stop laughing beacause it looked like it was read " Slippery Nipple", but we all decied we had to order 1 of these shots before we left center parcs.

Gay boys are us

Gay boys

As you can see, we have our cocktails in our hand and were about to down them. Looks like phil has aleady downed his and dancing behind us, we all shouted " TO THE COCKFEST 05" hit our glass's and downed a cocktail and was ready for more. As we finished one cocktail , we made another stright after and before we knew it we was near being blind drunk.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Disco Night 3

Last pint before disco

It was 8:50 and had 10mins left till the disco started, we was more ready than anything in the world, we orderd our last pints in for the time being and drunk them all over the next 10mins, after that our heads were spining and we had double fusion sounds like we was ready to go dance.

Villa Party

Dancing mood

As we drunk all the booze left in the house it came to 8 o clock, but as time went on it was 8:15 and no1 had turned up to our villa party, we was angry, so we decided too have our own little villa party b4 we left for the disco. As you can see we all are abit rat arsed and poor phil looks like hes getting dun up the ass, but no worrys richard has 4 arms?

Tuesday, March 01, 2005



So as we all somehow made our way to the disco, we finally got in there and hardly any1 was in there, but after we went in people started going in, some people that were there the night b4 and some that wernt. As we got in des took a photo and it looks like phil is about to say " SHI....."

Long walk to the disco

Walk to the disco

So we all left about 8:30 to go to the disco which started at 9 o clock, but on the way there for some reason we started too sing the england song and was randomly shouting thing. But we finaly got the bar and got the pints in.

Monday, February 28, 2005

Slap matt


But as matt saw his gf come through the door matt was in there, matt was over there inpressing her with his moves he had come up with that day, matt was in there! As you can see on matts gf face she looks AMAZED!!, i throught matt was trying abit to hard so i went in for the slap around matts face, which would explain the random hand.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Too famous for the picture


After the slap matt wasnt too happy, he didnt know what was going on, then all the sudden papartsi decided to burst into the disco and take photos of matt and his gf because the cockfest was famous in center parcs!, but matt wasnt having any of this and slaped his hand him at the paperatsi man.

Saturday, February 26, 2005

Drunk richard

Drunk rich

Well well, looks like richard has had too much to drink ..... again. As richard goes to down his last bit of beer he close's his eyes and is ready to recive the drink, but after richard closed his eyes he decied to poor all his drink on the floor.... again, so dave and richard went to buy more drinks beause the cockfest had just began this night!

Friday, February 25, 2005


Getting another drink
So as we all went to get another drink we sat down for 5mins to drink abit before we spilt anymore of it, so we sat down and had more and more too drink. We sat down with some of the people from the disco jodie and ishkabell ( what a name) . After sitting down we all went back to the disco to dance like cocks!

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Hug time

Run back in

So as we ran back in, matt and richard were off, matt went to his gf and put his arm right around her, as you can see i think she might be suffercating shows how hard matt must be huging her, but as you see matt have very good wrist action which can be told alot about a person...... ( personal joke). As you can see richard was in one of his I GOT TO BE IN EVERY PHOTO MOOD, so he ran towards the camera and just got in the photo!

Monday, February 21, 2005


Phils favourte song

As the night went on phil's favourtie song come on, so he went behind the nearest girl and started to GRIND !!, and looks like phil is enjoying it abit too much! and i think she might be too.